"But yeh must know about yet mom and dad," he said. "I mean, they're famous. You're (adjective)."
"What? My -- my mom and dad weren't (adjective), were they?"
"Yeh don' know... yeh don' know..." Hagrid ran his (body part) through his hair, fixing Harry with a (adjective) stare.
"Yeh don' know what yeh are?" he said (adverb)
Uncle Vernon suddenly found his (body part)
"Stop!" he (verb) "Stop right there, sit! I forbid you to tell the (noun) anything!"
A (noun ending in er) man than Vernon Dursley would have quailed under the (adjective) look Hagrid now gave him; when Hagrid (verb), his every syllable trembled with rage.
"You never told him? Never told him what was in the (noun) Dumbledore left fer him? I was there! I saw Dumbledore (noun) it, Dursley! An' you've kept it from him all these (time period)?"
"Kept what from me?" said Harry (adverb).
"(exclamation) I FORBID YOU!" (verb ending in ed) Uncle Vernon in panic.
Aunt Petunia gave a (verb) of (adjective).
"Ah, go boil yet (body part), both of yeh," (noun) Hagrid. "Harry -- yet a (noun)."
There was silence inside the (noun). Only the sea and the (adjective) wind could be heard.
"-- a what?" (verb) Harry.
"A (noun), o' course," said Hagrid, sitting back down on the (noun), which groaned and sank even lower, "an' a thumpin' good'un, I'd say, once yeh've been (verb) up a bit. With a mum an' dad like yours, what else would yeh be? An' I reckon it's abou' time yeh read yer (noun)."